Friday, April 5, 2013

Regular Season in Review: Fan Favorite Power Rankings


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Well THAT went quickly.  The 2012-13 regular season is in the books, and let's face it, it was the most enjoyable season for Pens fans since 1992-93.  And we all know how THAT turned out.  So, while we all try to temper our expectations for the playoffs - while simultaneously telling ourselves that it is ridiculous and superstitious to think that something that happened twenty years ago (exactly) has any bearing on this season - let's look back on an extremely memorable season.

The Fan Favorite Power Rankings are meant to be a barometer for the attitude of the fan base at large for the individuals on the team.  I judged each player in six categories, giving a score from 1-5 based not just on how I felt, but (and this is important) based on public opinion in and around Pittsburgh - as perceived by me.  My criteria are:


Quality of Play: This metric is meant to be relative to the player's expected level of play; for instance, giving Brandon Sutter a rating of 4 and Evgeni Malkin a 3.5 does not mean I think Sutter outplayed Geno.  He didn't.  But he performed better than expected, while Geno didn't play at his usual MVP level.
Personality: Basically, is the guy a beloved character, a badass, or a cardboard cutout?  Most hockey players are pretty boring, so I'm giving some a boost for on-ice personality (read: fist-pumps).
Toughness: This skews the scales unfairly in favor of defensemen and grinders, but the peoples loves their smash-ems.
Intangibles: COULD BE ANYTHING!!!
Nickname: Fans will have a hard time liking you if there isn't something affectionate that they can scream at you.  The cuter the better.
Jersey-buyability: A real word that measures how cool I think a player's jersey is, based on completely biased aesthetic convictions.

Agree?  Disagree?  Tell me what you think in the comments!


Shero Beast Mode: Trade Deadline in Review

Well, shit.  I take a little break from the blog and everything else to go on vacation down Mexico way, thinking I'd get back in time to catch the trade deadline excitement, and during my week abroad EVERYTHING happens.  The Pens' winning streak reached an incredible 15 games.  Sidney Crosby and Paul Martin sustained terrible injuries.  And, of course, Ray Shero made huge trade after huge trade, culminating in his jaw-dropping pilfering of Jarome Iginla from the Calgary Flames.

I followed all of this from afar, feeling big things but unable to blog those feelings.  I'm sure every sports blogger knows the awful sensation of this creative blue-balling, having opinions to vent and no outlet for them.  And with today's 24/7/365 sportsmediascape, waiting even a day to respond to the most recent event makes you old news.  Well I say balls to that.  Balls!  My feelings remain valid, and I'm going to share them, no matter how far past their expiration date they may be.

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